Let's make this forum thread funnier!
The theme is for posting different types of the funnies like:
- comics and demotivators
- anecdots and jokes
- videos
- etc.
ONLY IN ENGLISH
Let's make this forum thread funnier!
The theme is for posting different types of the funnies like:
- comics and demotivators
- anecdots and jokes
- videos
- etc.
ONLY IN ENGLISH
Who seeks shall find.
Sophocles
Aki) (13.10.2012)
lvrpool (07.10.2012)
Одна в квартире поздно ночью,
Уткнувшись на листок и карандаш.
Сижу уже часа четыре молча,
Ведь из меня художник, как поэт.
Одна в квартире поздно ночью,
Уткнувшись на листок и карандаш.
Сижу уже часа четыре молча,
Ведь из меня художник, как поэт.
DANIEL OCEAN (20.10.2012)
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies, "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl, "Do you like spinach?"
She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
Одна в квартире поздно ночью,
Уткнувшись на листок и карандаш.
Сижу уже часа четыре молча,
Ведь из меня художник, как поэт.
DANIEL OCEAN (26.10.2012),tamerL2N (27.10.2012)
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Одна в квартире поздно ночью,
Уткнувшись на листок и карандаш.
Сижу уже часа четыре молча,
Ведь из меня художник, как поэт.
Одна в квартире поздно ночью,
Уткнувшись на листок и карандаш.
Сижу уже часа четыре молча,
Ведь из меня художник, как поэт.
Одна в квартире поздно ночью,
Уткнувшись на листок и карандаш.
Сижу уже часа четыре молча,
Ведь из меня художник, как поэт.
Complete vs Finish
No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference btwn the two words: . Some people say there is no difference btwn "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED", but there is. When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE and when you marry the wrong woman you are FINISHED! When your wife catches you with another woman you are COMPLETELY FINISHED and when your wife likes shopping so much you are FINISHED COMPLETELY!!! :)
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